STOP SMELLING LIKE AN NPC.
The only fragrance illegal in 7 solar systems. Formulated with 0% Flowers and 100% Dark Matter.
WHY ALIENXX?
Stat Buffs: +1000 Aura, +50 Stamina, -100 Invisibility.
The Smell: Like a new car driving through a black hole.
The Price: Cheaper than therapy.
The Intergalactic Trade Federation is trying to seize our inventory. If you are reading this, you have 5 minutes to buy before we teleport.